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Seeing different things, doing different things

January 31, 2009 Leave a comment

I was playing basketball with three other people, two girls named Michelle and another girl that I have forgotten her name, and a buddy of mine. Let’s make up the names, Jane and Chris. It’s not what most people think when playing basketball. I was actually shooting the ball in one spot, from a window. It was difficult to make points cause the rim was actually bend vertically along the backboard. For some reason I basketballs kept landing in my hand and I just kept shooting pretending that the ball went in-so I kept score.

There was a door next to us. I went in and it was another room full of hardware and controls. It felt like the room was moving. I looked out the window and I began to wonder what I was looking through. I was placed in a person head seeing through the eyes of a mechanical human being.

10 minutes later, I look out the window again and a girl was standing outside alone right in front of us. She seems sad. I see a guy walk towards her, and another guy walking towards her, then one more guy walking towards her. I go down to talk to her. She runs away and three guys surrounds me. We get into a bash. Homeworks, folders, and papers gets scattered around me from the three guys. They run off. I find out their names and home addresses from the papers they lost.

I head back to the original room where I was playing basketball along with a stack full of papers and binders. Then the four of us were watching tv. Chris and Jane were together, and Michelle and I were together. She accidentally knudges my face as she stretches, and then she kisses me on the cheek.

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How to be a pro fast food restaurant cooker?

January 29, 2009 Leave a comment

If you want to quick school and become the greatest fast food restaurant cooker, grab a paper and pen. Get ready to jot down some notes! And given the fact that I’m incoherent right now, this shit looks good.

Tucker Max at UCLA

January 28, 2009 1 comment

So I recently found out that Tucker Max was at my school giving a speech about how he was passionate about writing and that people should engage what they like to do. I can’t believe I missed him. I wouldn’t care if it was anybody else famous. Something about Tucker Max that makes me want to meet him! Maybe I just have a lot of things that I want to ask him about: how to be an asshole, how to score points with the ladies, if I can touch him, or maybe ask what kind of haircut I should go for? He’s such a great writer and his stories are hilarious! If you don’t know who I’m talking about then maybe you should know, http://www.tuckermax.com. Anyways, my friend told me this story that happened at the end of his speech:

Max: Alright guys, anyone want to come to the microphone and ask questions? I’ll stay as long as you want.
*A Girl comes up to the mic and talks in a valley tone
Girl: Yeah guys! You should totally pursure your passion! Yeah! Guys! Go for what you believe in! Just like Tucker Max! blah blah blah
Max: Uhh, do you a question?
Girl: No?
Max: Umm, cause I just gave that speech
*Girl runs off crying

Tucker Max is awesome.

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2009 a second chance

January 2, 2009 Leave a comment

The year of 2008… from what I can recall, it was pretty great. I learned a lot. Had some ups and downs. Make a few bucks. I guess I can say that 2008 was sort of like a new beginning, and 2009 would be more of a upgrade. Learn from my many mistakes done in 2008.

I can already tell from the New Years Eve party, that this year should be a good year. The party kicked it off pretty well. So a few things that are going on in 2009: turning 21!, find a wifey, learn MMA shit, learn japanese with my rosetta stone program. I think my resolution is going to be, or not to be indecisive. I’m going to be a changed man!

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